September empties! You’re never gonna believe it, but it’s hard to go blonde at home.

Moisturizing lotion (generic, nicked from the Marriott, still counts)

Every Damn Day face lotion

Fresh sugar advanced therapy

Laura Mercier tinted moisturizer

Olaplex no. 7 bonding oil

Essence bye bye panda eyes

Avene RetrinAL eye cream

Sun Bum hair lightener

Paul Mitchell platinum plus toning drops

Moroccanoil original treatment