Disclaimer! This is a joke, not a product that actually exists!

(TM)(C)(R) me 2025. That’s how that works right? I just declare it trademarked by me on the public internet with no paperwork? Coooooool 🤣

I wear old tshirts most of the time like a hobo, and short sleeves most of the time because I’m too lazy to have different clothes for different seasons.

So I made myself a little just the cuff of a sweater (TM!!!!) so I can take Influencer Sleeve Pics!

And also because I think it’s totally hilarious.

Coming soon more colors and stitch patterns! Not coming soon to stores because I’m too lazy for a side hustle. But if you see these being sold they totally stole my idea and I want a cut! LOL. (Unless these actually already exist. So far everything I have ever invented already existed which is frankly just offensive. )

If you make some for yourself and have a pet, make sure to get a little of their hair in the stitches! No one will believe you are actually wearing that sweater if there is no hair. AUTHENTICITY is the mark of an Original JustTheCuff! Accept no substitutes!

Yarn is something I lost the label from. Sorry! Free handed knit 1×1 rib, then stockinette, then crochet I think moss stitch (sc,dc; next row dc in the sc, sc in the dc)

Mani is:

  • holo taco peely base
  • Punkish Polish: Reinventing Your Exit, 2 thicccccccc coats because I always overly excitedly put glitter polish on too thick! Has great coverage, will do thinner coats next time
  • Seche Vite
  • Essie gel couture

Bonus pics of my Christmas tree reflected in the polish!!!!! So badass 😍

by MackTheSporker

11 Comments

  1. curiousmusings08 on

    Lmaoooooo

    ( Lowkey this is genius though as a fellow summer year round inhabitant!!! )

  2. SailorManiMoon on

    Haha I love this 🤣

    I admit when I want nice pics but don’t want to change my outfit, I will just pull the sleeve of another shirt over my left arm and take pics with it 😅

  3. So as a baby swatcher, I was trying to figure out a solution to this problem and kept looking for sweater cuffs and I couldn’t find anything but I came across boot cuffs!

    I’m going to try to add a picture.

  4. maroontiefling on

    This is genuinely hilarious and kind of genius lmao. However….I really don’t want to be that knitter….but are you aware you’re twisting your stitches? I did the same thing for literally decades (I was yarning over in the wrong direction) until someone on r/ knitting pointed it out to me. Totally improved my knitting immediately! More info on twisted stitches: [https://www.susannawinter.net/post/the-anatomy-of-twisted-stitches#google_vignette](https://www.susannawinter.net/post/the-anatomy-of-twisted-stitches#google_vignette)

  5. OMG I must crochet myself one of these now. Bonus – way to use up leftovers of my favorite yarn colors!!

  6. Ooh, this would be a great use for those boot topper stock sleeve things that I haven’t used in like 10 years from back when tall boots with socks peeking out was all the rage!

  7. PhoenixorFlame on

    Well I’m off to crochet these in ALL the colors!

    Also happy to see Punkish Polish here—Reinventing Your Exit is my current favorite straight up silver glitter!

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