I’ll be honest, I think that whenever I see someone with very long nails (along with “how do you not kill yourself when putting in contacts”) but jfc I would never ask!!! They look badass, OP. Sorry people suck.
florawater on

Red-Wolf-17 on
Yesterday I saw someone with nails longer than yours; my response was surprise (?!? They make press-ons that long?!), followed by delight (oooh, pretty design and rhineshones), followed by impressed confusion (how do you even type??? I have a hard enough time with medium length natural nails… good for you 🙂 )
jadeblackhawk on
Tell them “with toilet paper.”

i_am_the_archivist on
I love them!
AgileMastodon0909 on
Not that it’s anyone’s business, but that’s what a bidet is for. SMH Your nails look amazing! I wish I can wear mine that long.
doilysocks on
Whenever people ask me that, I get genuinely concerned with how they wipe because….
The nails should not be anywhere near that!
usernotfound0106 on
Coming from someone who likes natural nails on myself, I think your nails are super cool and beautiful! I can appreciate the art of them and the aesthetic. Sucks how there’s so much negativity on this platform.
tsareenaveil on
As someone from a country where bidets are normal I find it funny how that question is practically a knee-jerk reaction from people lol
DiscontentDonut on
I once worked with a woman for almost three years who had nails almost the length of her forearms, no exaggeration. I admit I asked her, but I was much younger and we were much less formal. Not to mention *I knew her personally before asking.*
She waded tp into a ball and used her nails like a grip tool, for anyone curious. But like, with all the bidet attachments available nowadays, peri bottles, grip tools with long handles, etc, it’s not hard to come up with an explanation in your own head, use that as cannon, and then move on with your day. There is literally no reason to ask someone this, especially a stranger or casual acquaintance.
L-Ennui- on
how do you wipe?
jk they’re gorgeous! 💅🏼
pm_me_your_good_weed on
why are they so obsessed with your bathroom habits? says more about them than you tbh.
Kristal3615 on
I feel like the answer to “How do you wipe?” should be so obvious… The same way everyone does. Unless they’re sticking fingers directly into their bhole I don’t understand where the confusion is. Your nails are amazing OP don’t let ignorance get you down 🙂
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I’ll be honest, I think that whenever I see someone with very long nails (along with “how do you not kill yourself when putting in contacts”) but jfc I would never ask!!! They look badass, OP. Sorry people suck.

Yesterday I saw someone with nails longer than yours; my response was surprise (?!? They make press-ons that long?!), followed by delight (oooh, pretty design and rhineshones), followed by impressed confusion (how do you even type??? I have a hard enough time with medium length natural nails… good for you 🙂 )
Tell them “with toilet paper.”

I love them!
Not that it’s anyone’s business, but that’s what a bidet is for. SMH Your nails look amazing! I wish I can wear mine that long.
Whenever people ask me that, I get genuinely concerned with how they wipe because….
The nails should not be anywhere near that!
Coming from someone who likes natural nails on myself, I think your nails are super cool and beautiful! I can appreciate the art of them and the aesthetic. Sucks how there’s so much negativity on this platform.
As someone from a country where bidets are normal I find it funny how that question is practically a knee-jerk reaction from people lol
I once worked with a woman for almost three years who had nails almost the length of her forearms, no exaggeration. I admit I asked her, but I was much younger and we were much less formal. Not to mention *I knew her personally before asking.*
She waded tp into a ball and used her nails like a grip tool, for anyone curious. But like, with all the bidet attachments available nowadays, peri bottles, grip tools with long handles, etc, it’s not hard to come up with an explanation in your own head, use that as cannon, and then move on with your day. There is literally no reason to ask someone this, especially a stranger or casual acquaintance.
how do you wipe?
jk they’re gorgeous! 💅🏼
why are they so obsessed with your bathroom habits? says more about them than you tbh.
I feel like the answer to “How do you wipe?” should be so obvious… The same way everyone does. Unless they’re sticking fingers directly into their bhole I don’t understand where the confusion is. Your nails are amazing OP don’t let ignorance get you down 🙂